Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

An astute personal comment by Mr Small (certainly meant as a joke) yesterday hit home - "Why is it that with so many medics in this college, we haven't called off the KYUEM-KMB basketball match in open air?"

Haze levels in college are gradually escalating, and surprisingly enough, this has not been followed by a corresponding increase in the numbers of people hiding in the RC or other locations that resemble a war bunker in college. 5 students leaving Chemistry class just now were seen with books on their faces, looking as if they had just witnessed a particularly gory dissection.

Many students have lost their taste for standing in the middle of Saad Square so the college population can spot them, instead preferring to congregate at the Notice Board. Notice how something as simple as a health problem can change the migratory patterns of human beings. An added plus point, at least for the girls, was that there were less predatory males lurking in the Notice Board area, ostensibly hiding in the Cafe in an effort to preserve their potency.

KYUEM-KMB Friendly Report

KMB swept all the titles on offer save two, with their basketball and badminton teams whitewashing the hapless KYUEM-ians. To our credit, we lost by the most slender of margins - needing merely 1 more game to win the badminton team event, while in male basketball, to the voodoo-like accompaniment of Hizami and team's cheers, we set the pace of the match. Sadly, a minor lapse in the last minute gifted them a shot - and they took it, winning in style, with 1 point to spare.

On the bright side, we have the best table tennis and junior basketballers this side of the straight A scorer fence - our table tennis team devouring all the medals, led by Nathaniel. Our junior b-ball was just magic - Snoopy scored like a dartboard, racking up a point total in the fifties, while everyone else just melted into one harmonious, fluid motion, winning us the game.

And of course, we have the scoop on a Day in the Life (or more accurately titled "An Attempt To Live") in KMB, coming soon to an Iqbal near you.